Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t
[american voice] feliz navidad
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."
- Josh Billings
being in a dick sucking mood and not having a dick to suck
haha ok “friend” where were u when i uploaded a selfie
when you surprise a bitch in spanish
OH MY GOD
I wish spongebob would leave me alone so I could play my clarinet in peace
DO I LIKE PANIC AT THE DISCO ARE U KIDDING I M IN LOVE WIH THEM they’ve been my favorite band since 6th grade
my dad this morning said “what’d i do to make you hate me?” and that made me feel bad i’m gonna be nicer to him
The levels of radiation in the area have set a new record for outdoor exposure, Japanese media reported.
It is so bad that in some areas just 20 minutes of exposure is fatal.