Nurse Elly

i'm elliott (with two t's) and i'm 19 (he/him) sidebar credit: kevin (nivxk)

Why is that bird so big?

remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

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ejacutastic:

shwa-tarded:

harrysgettinhead:

leggings as pants are fine as long as i can’t see your vagina outline like i’m not signing up for that shit

because it’s all a big secret right

secret leggings

secret vagina 

secret

NO I JUST REALLY DON’T WANNA SEE OTHER GIRLS’ VAGINAS OK MY GOD THIS IS NOT A SOCIAL ISSUE I JUST DON’T LIKE LOOKING AT STRANGERS’ GENITALS

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shoelust:

Dolce & Gabbana Window Pump

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I really can’t deal w straight white college boys in indie bands please go away forever

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awwww-cute:

My little lion man has personality, alright!

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If ur hairline isn’t receding we can’t talk

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onlylolgifs:

Man gets a hard-on at the worst possible moment

an aromantic Connor Walsh would’ve been nice

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