nancy jo this is alexis neiers calling
i'm elliott (with two t's) and i like thg and avatar and i'm not gay
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galaxys4:

hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are

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dietchola:

IT GETS ME EVERY TIME

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Anonymous:
yeahhh where do i submit

/submit

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gaysexistheanswer:

hungarian:

someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer

thank you

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So we gon’ dance until we drop !

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Anonymous:
elliott tbh idk if you remember this (it was like 2 years ago??) but like you posted a read more AND LINKED IT TO A POPUP AND ONE OF YOUR FOLLOWERS HAD LIKE A SEIZURE OR SOMETHING SMH

LMAO NO SHE HAD A PANIC ATTACK AND HAD TO STAB HERSELF WITH A NEEDLE OR SOMETHING

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rupindah:

911 ELLIOTT ODAIR IS A HEATHEN

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Write my URL on your dick so I know it’s real

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hello send me nudes do it this is an order

sofapizza:

he was raised by acrobatic ostriches

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Problems with being a male

Having emotions is seen as weakness
Admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness
Being called a sexual deviant or a pervert because you were expressing your sexuality
A girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior
Being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is fine
Makeup isn't even an option
Not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you gay
Being gay is seen as weak
You can't control the size of your "manhood"
You can't report sexual assaults because being a male victim is worse than being the rapist
No male specific support groups or movements
Unequal parental rights
Extreme feminists treating you less than human
Women can blame all men or say they are all the same but if a man blames women they're sexist pigs
People dismissing your problems automatically because the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable
No one will read this past the title
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freddybenson:

i cant believe burger king bought tumblr

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drarna:

RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER

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WE LUV U STEPMOMMY

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MN THEMES