my day’s not complete til i have a breakdown over school/grades
when will they invent away to make puppies stay puppies forever its 2013 cmon obama
are there still people that believe your sexuality is a choice
my cousin pooped so hard once she passed out and had to go to the hospital
how
i guess you could say…shit happens
this is the worst joke ive ever read im suing tumblr user odair for being a dumbass

Emma Watson as Nicki in The Bling Ring (x)
if perez hilton can get famous off of having a shitty blog and talking shit about celebrities then there may be hope for a lot of us
someone needs to spray me with a water bottle every time i start developing an internet crush
HAS THIS WEEK BEEN LIKE 5 YEARS LONG OR WHAT
um they never confirmed that cinna died so i’m like 700% sure he’s just swagged out somewhere in panem waiting for his big return
how many awards has jennifer lawrence won already like 4 million
i feel like if we were all in the same room we’d all be high fiving and hugging and crying right now. good job team
have you ever noticed how anne hathaway is always getting makeovers in her movies



proud to say i never ever wore an i <3 boobies bracelet
funerals are so depressing. i want a parade when i die. cupcakes. airhorns. dancing. maybe even a murder mystery game with me as the person who was murdered.